Okay, first, a deli rant. I know pretty much every adult on earth hates their job, but... Most adults (I guess unless you work for a tobacco company or abortion clinic) don't have ethical concerns about their job. I do. I don't like the idea of consuming formerly sentient creatures, yet, in my line of work, I have to help other people do it. Gross. Also, I hate that people don't realize just how unhealthily they are eating. Not that I should be talking, I do have a package of oreo's (doublestuf!) sitting in my cabinet right next to my Nilla wafers (childhood addiction, can't seem to beat it). Doesn't change the facts. >.<
Also on my gross list. 1. Olive loaf. 2. Mortadella. Olives and pistachios do not, I repeat, do not belong in your bologna. I'm talking to you, you ancient, wrinkled, ham-salad worshiping hags. It's just wrong. Also on my no list... No, you can't get your ham shaved. You know why? Because ham does not shave. If I set this slicer any thinner, it will be closed, but guess what, your ham is still not falling apart. Quit your bitching and get some turkey next time.
Oh, and by the way, a disclaimer: those who know me will know that I have nothing against tobacco companies or abortion clinics. They were just two easy examples. Now, on to your regularly scheduled food blog. :)
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